GamblerScope: the lucky horoscope for 28 December – 3 January 2020 by GamblerKey

• Aries (21 March – 20 April)

As usual, the holiday will come unexpectedly for Aries. Realizing that today is Christmas Eve, he will close his laptop, hurry to the wine shop from the office, and head to a noisy party with friends immediately. But it is quite enough to have only one representative of Aries at the party. The reasons are simple. Firstly, he drinks a lot of wine. And finally, Aries is passionate about adventures that will definitely end up in a strange company in some underground casino on the outskirts of a neighboring city.

• Taurus (21 April – 21 May)

Taurus, as the official representative of the next year, was invited to every single party on Christmas Eve. This year, she is ready to blow up this event and can surpass even Aries and Leo by the level of having fun. And the fatigue of the previous year cannot stop her from spending this time in the style of “Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.”

• Gemini (22 May – 21 June)

Gemini has been waiting for this event for the whole year. And this is not due to a reason to have a party. But because all the boring people around, even Pisces and Virgos, finally become cheerful and active this day. Perhaps Christmas is like a new refresh. Or maybe because no one was stingy with good champagne. So, Gemini will come off for everyone tonight, competing in insane antics even with Taurus and Sagittarius.

• Cancer (22 June – 22 July)

The best Christmas option for Cancer is a pajama party at home when she can lazily eat salads, watch “Home Alone” and spin slots. But do not roll your eyes immediately and say “Boring” quietly when Cancer does not pay attention. She is ready to sparkle at home brighter than Gemini and Leo at the noisy party.

• Leo (23 July – 23 August)

Leo is a source of joy and problems, which always leads to unrestrained fun for some reason. On Christmas Eve, he will arrange a real carnival with songs, dances, and a poker tournament. And the next day after Christmas, he will horrifyingly look at Instagram stories and write messages to friends with tearful requests to remove this terrible shame.

• Virgo (24 August – 23 September)

Before Christmas comes, Virgo always summarizes the whole year. But this time, she does not want to get upset. So, she pulls out a diary with the title of “2021” and grabs a new pen to draws up plans with clear deadlines for the next 12 months. While Aries is trying to buy something useless around, and Leo takes money for card layouts for good luck, Virgo drinks martini measuredly and writes a to-do list for December 26: tidy up the house, go skiing, withdraw winnings from the casino, drink mulled wine with close friends.

• Libra (24 September – 23 October)

Alcohol and love for gambling are the main reasons for the disappearance of Libra during the holidays. And no one knows where Libra has gone. And you can find him in the most unexpected places: in an underground hall with slots, in a luxury hotel in the center of the city, and even in an office among scattered annual reports and unclosed projects.

• Scorpio (24 October – 22 November)

Only Taurus will be able to compete with Scorpio in terms of the Christmas mood during the holidays. She will invite all friends and relatives, gather at a noisy party and make sure that only delicacies and the most expensive alcohol are on the festive table. Scorpio is exactly the person who starts a new life not on Monday or the first of the month, but after Christmas.

Therefore, she is ready to leave everything in 2020 and step into a new life with dear people and best memories in 2021. Of course, she cannot forget a notebook with passwords from online casino accounts to take with her.

• Sagittarius (23 November – 21 December)

On Christmas Eve, Sagittarius faces an almost impossible task. He needs to spend a holiday with all his friends. It is not funny because he has a lot of friends, and needs to spend a little time with everyone that night: drink, eat, joke, and somewhere else to play cards.

• Capricorn (22 December – 20 January)

Capricorn is not particularly exciting of Christmas. Everyone has fun during the holidays, but this has nothing to do with her birthday for some reason. Everyone is given presents, but no one gives double gifts to Capricorn (for Christmas and Birthday). Therefore, she does not prepare for the holiday at all and does not buy presents for others. If there were no salads with shrimps and rum at the Scorpio's party, it was generally unknown how Capricorn would have dealt with it.

• Aquarius (21 January – 18 February)

Aquarius is, without any exaggerations, the only sign that really gets true pleasure from celebrating Christmas. And all of this because he behaves to the holiday properly. He does not rush in the pre-Christmas agony in search of gifts, does not prepare a table with dozens of dishes, does not rack his brains over contests, does not study the rules of new gambling to entertain a huge company. Aquarius comes to Leo or Scorpio, where everything is ready, and allows himself to relax for the whole previous year in pleasant company.

• Pisces (19 February – 20 March)

On Christmas Eve, Pisces will dreamily make wishes and, with faith in a miracle, plan a new life from the next day after New Year. Among these plans are to go to the gym, stop drinking, and not to play in online casinos around the clock. Pisces has the tradition: to start a new life every year. And even though she never managed to implement these plans. And afterward, she has always returned to whiskey and slots. This will not prevent Pisces from believing in a miracle under the Christmas tree.

The GamblerKey team wishes you Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! It does not matter that Time magazine announced the 2020 year as the worst year in history, and the Secretary-General of the United Nations claimed that 2021 would be disastrous. After all, you already know what to do in any incomprehensible situation: run to a supermarket for buckwheat, buy toilet paper and calmly spin your favorite slots in anticipation of a meteorite or a zombie invasion.

P.S. On December 31, let’s shout “Jumanji!” to finish the game finally.