GamblerScope: Your Lucky Horoscope from 29 March to 4 April by GamblerKey

• Aries (22 March – 20 April)

Aries has a karmic talent – to be a thrill-seeker person. So, neither he nor everybody else won’t get bored this week. Although Aries knows how to make money, but he despises money. Therefore, he tries to get rid of them quickly and imperceptibly for others. The stars state that roulette will help Aries fulfill the task this week. Don’t thank.

• Taurus (21 April – 21 May)

Taurus often suffers from her stubborn and charming irresponsibility. Thus, she has a good experience with hundreds of missed calls from the work and firing deadlines while hanging out in a neighbouring province. Taurus is standing in his affections. So, the stars will not even try to distract her from her favourite video slots and idleness during this week.

• Gemini (22 Mai – 21 June)

Gemini can talk incessantly for at least three days and never repeat the same story. In general, it is funny, but people around him sometimes get tired. Gemini often thinks that life passes them by, even if he settles many meetings, events and parties. The stars hint that it is time to calm down a little bit because not everyone can withstand such madness. Searching for romance in an almost empty glass of wine and on the slot reels is not a perfect solution.

• Cancer (22 June – 22 July)

From time to time, Cancer imagines that all gambling entertainments have been banned. She gets scared of her thoughts and, as a consequence, hysterically runs to Virgo to seek consolation. The spring aggravation came to Cancer. However, it does not prevent her from drinking and talking nonsense, even though no one has been listening to her for a long time.

• Leo (23 July – 23 August)

Last week, the hunt for bonuses ended with nothing for Leo: he made the deposit, receiver the bonus, but he could not wager it. All the fault is by the side of Aries. Certainly, such a trifle did not shake Leo’s unshakable faith in his greatness. Rude and elegant, Leo wants to sleep, eat and chat this week. So, the stars strongly recommend him to visit Gemini.

• Virgo (24 August – 23 September)

Virgo sometimes adds contrast with her pedantry and organization, which sometimes border with wildness, with love for slots and sparkling wine. But everything must be in order. Therefore, first things first - work, a trip to the grocery and cooking dinner. After that, she can allow herself to play in an online casino having a drunken stupor. The stars advise inviting Cancer for the evening so that there is someone to make nonsense jokes.

• Libra (24 September – 23 October)

Libra is always busy looking for the ideal, reading about the lifestyle of the great people, and art. So, he does not have time to take out the garbage or wash the dishes. The problem is that a light spark of wildness always outweighs highly spiritual ideals in Libra. Therefore, it is all the same. The stars suggest that Libra will spend his time in a casino bar this week and not in the Early Renaissance gallery.

• Scorpio (24 October – 22 November)

Getting a secret out of the cagey Scorpio is equal to winning in the lottery: it is possible in theory, but there is no chance in practice. The stars say that Scorpio will generate crazy ideas this week to bring herself and to surround her people with enchanting hysteria.

• Sagittarius (23 November – 22 October)

The Sagittarius opinion should be the ultimate truth. At least for those who are not fortunate enough to be within his circle. Moreover, when Sagittarius forces others to admit that slots are better than poker, summer is better than winter, and espresso is better than a latte. He sincerely wonders why they are offended, and some even threaten to smash his face.

• Capricorn (22 December – 20 January)

At first glance, Capricorn is a rather dull person. Sometimes she even disguises herself as cheerful and friendly, so that surrounding people do not get mad again at the sight of her sour face. But true happiness on Capricorn’s face can be seen only in two cases: when she is hardworking and gets insane winnings in online slots.

• Aquarius (21 January – 18 February)

Who does not like Aquarius? Only those who are not yet familiar with him. Aquarians have a unique feature - he is liked by everyone, like poutine (thick cut French fries covered in homemade gravy and melted cheese) and popular video slots. A light haze of wildness, combined with a tendency to scam and cheat, and at the same time, the external similarity with Marilyn Monroe and the leprechaun does not allow anyone to escape the charm of Aquarius. Even the stars are fascinated by him this week.

• Pisces (19 February – 20 March)

The sacrifice, loyalty and high morality of Pisces annoyed everyone, even Pisces herself. This week, the stars advise Pisces to forget about her angelicity and martyrdom and finally start learning to live in the real world. It means to get a job, pay rent, register at a casino and gamble. And it can happen that Pisces will maybe come from Heaven to our reality.